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E-PICS

The future of online image generation.






E-PICS is a revolutionary new platform for creating images using text-based prompts. E-PICS is powered by a proprietary natural neural network (NNN) trained on years of aimless Instagram scrolling, nodding off through countless hours of art history class, morning perusings of a precariously over-stacked shelf of photobooks, and daily wanderings around its home. Images produced with E-PICS look absolutely real, as if they were taken with a real camera in front of a real subject.

Here’s how it works:

  1. Add the product(s) below to your cart based on how many text prompts you wish to submit to E-PICS.

  2. Navigate to your cart and input all pertinent payment and shipping information (yes, E-PICS will be mailed right to your door).

  3. Before finalizing your order, enter your E-PICS prompts in the designated box, each prompt separated by a period. There is a 400-word character limit for the entire message, but no limit per prompt. All languages accepted.

  4. Check out with accepted payment methods and allow time for your E-PICS to be shipped. Congratulations! Welcome to the future of image generation. 

All E-PICS will be generated with the original prompt as-entered for easy reference. Some special characters may not be supported. Please see all disclaimers below.




E-PICS Packages:






The basic package, one (1) prompt. Best for new users who don’t really know what’s going on here.

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$5 for 3


The most common package, three (3) prompts. For those who are familiar with image generation and how it works.

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$10 for 7


The best package deal. Available for the next wave of image generation experts and professionals.

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Feel free to share E-PICS with friends, relatives, in-laws, classmates, students, teachers, grandparents, strangers, pets, your local representatives, firefighters, yoga instructors, and anyone else who might want to get in on the ground floor of this new imaging age. 

Read the positive press E-PICS has already been receiving. 

E-PICS values your feedback, but we will not be opening any channel of communication with our customers at this time. Please keep all critiques, complaints, rude comments, and general negativity to yourself. 




The Future is NOW.

















































































DISCLAIMER: E-PICS does not guarantee accurate, meaningful, or representational responses to any prompt written in any language. E-PICS holds the sole right to deam each response satisfactory. Results may vary. These are really just a bunch of prints on index cards I made a while ago and want to get out of my studio. Please allow one to eighteen weeks for shipping. Your E-PICS prompt can and will be shared to promote the sale of more E-PICS, unless you ask me not to. Images produced through E-PICS are not fungible tokens, but I guess you can trade them if you want, that actually sounds pretty cool.